Are you thirsty all the time?
Do you find a need to drink sixty-four ounces of water a day?
You may be suffering from SAS: Sodium Abundance Syndrome.
Ask your doctor about PlaceboTM.
Placebo is a non-dietary supplement designed to relieve the symptoms of SAS. It should not be taken in concert with alcohol or other medications.
Common side effects include starchiness, bankruptcy, decreased appetite, and water consumption.
You should not take PlaceboTM if you are already taking other medications such as acetomenaphen.
PlaceboTM: Because taking a pill should make you feel better... until you get the bill.
Posted by WeirdAl at July 7, 2004 10:39 AM