So I was watching tonight's episode of COPS, and one of the featured calls was a domestic - 'he threw a cheeseburger at me'.
Cop: 'What's that reddish/brown liquid on your knee?'
Gal: 'That's barbecue sauce from the cheeseburger'.
At this point, I would be trying my _hardest_ not to bust up laughing.
I think it's good that I'm not in law enforcement, for so many more important reasons such as the following: