March 22, 2005

Schfffffffffffffff (...hold it......) Haaaaaaahhhhhhhhh

Ebay is crack. In the last three days I've bought no less than seven autographed items. You'll never understand until you feel the rush of jumping in at the very last minute of a five-day auction with 57 seconds left and bidding $350 on a $16.50 auction just to grind the poor sod who is currently winning into the dust. Feel my wrath, beeeyotch! I am the pumpkin king!

Posted by pinkerton at March 22, 2005 10:36 PM