June 28, 2004

T-Minus 90 Minutes To Reality Distortion....

I'm sitting here in my "sunny" San Francisco hotel overlooking the new Apple store on 4th and Market, thinking about heading to the main prep room to don my reality distortion suit. It's made of 5" thick space-age material which, if it does its job, will protect me from the standing waves of reality distortion projected from the stage and repeated by the large towers around the conference hall. Any rip or tear, even of the smallest magnitude, will allow these waves to enter the suit, and thus my defenseless mind, filling me with euphoria and thoughts that FruitCo won the OS wars and has 95% marketshare.

But, try as I might, I know the suit won't be enough to protect me. I am a Fruit Warrior.

Posted by pinkerton at June 28, 2004 11:25 AM