July 10, 2003

Choo Choo!!

This is shaping up to be a Summer of absolute train wrecks on network television. That's right, you guessed it, I'm hooked.

Paradise Hotel is the absolute king and queen, prince, jester, and knights of the round table. It is train-wreck central and I'm loving every sleazy minute.

Big Brother 4, one of my annual favorites, kicked off its newest Summer season with a twist: 5 of the housemates are ex-boy/girlfriends of the other housemates. They only found out when they walked in the door. Sheer Madness!

Then who can forget the granddaddy of them all, The Real World. Set in gay Paris, it's sure fun to watch the boys bumble around cluelessly trying to sleep with everything with two legs. It's not quite a hookup-fest like Trishelle last season, which means that there should probably be some really good fights later on when the bitterness and resentment sinks in.

On a totally unrelated note, I found myself watching Noggin and much to my enjoyment, I found Donald Adeosun Faison on Clueless. For those who aren't in the know, he's Turk on Scrubs. He's was funny as heck, even back then.

As much as I love Fox for giving me Paradise Hotel, they're smack in the middle of my doghouse for cancelling Fastlane. I mean, what the FUCK!? Hello!??! Has Fox been taking programming tips from ABC? Fo' shizzle!

Posted by pinkerton at July 10, 2003 12:31 AM