Do you think that Hilary will ever come to forgive me for sliding that cigar up Monica's pussy?

I've tried explaining to Hilary several times that it wasn't the cigar she gave me for my birthday and that it was a cigar financed by our fellow tax payers.

She still doesn't seem to be one step closer to forgiving me in the bedroom.

Maybe I'll give Paula a call.

You're still obsessing about Clinton's dick. Typical. Is he going to have to plant it inside you before you'll get over the fascination?

The funny thing is that Republicans think that talk about Clinton's dalliances is actually disheartening to liberals. But the truth is that most people didn't give a damn when it was happening, and they give even less of a damn now. And the fact that Republicans still have their knickers in a bunch about it is probably disheartening to the few sensible people who dare associate with them.