Some folks are complaining that my site doesn't provide the same experience for folks on low-resolution systems. They're right. This page probably looks like crap on a cellphone too. There's nothing interesting here anyway. If you just can't get enough of this lame weblog and you can't cope with the links over to the left not all showing up in your browser because your resolution is archaic then you're in luck. I've constructed a special version of this site just for you. Click HERE! for the special low-resolution version of the site that I've created just for you.